can u get pink eye on your cock?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
please don't ironically join a cult
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