margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
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Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
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Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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