I didn't shave. On purpose
you guys were way drunker than both of me
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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