Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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