We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
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