You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
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How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
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