And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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