Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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