I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
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I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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