is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
you made out with another girl for some wings
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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