I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
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