So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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