I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
My new roommate looks like a troll. Or a serial killer. So if I disappear, show this text to the cops.
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