Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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