I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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