nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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