I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Randomize
