How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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