She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
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Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
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Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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