Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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