they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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