We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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