ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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