In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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