I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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