so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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