Christians are straight up FREAKS
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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