Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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