My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.