Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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