so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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