Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
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idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
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for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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