i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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