I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
...so i touched it.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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