I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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