woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
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best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
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I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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