Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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