Can i not drive my cunt home
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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