I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
You're a disaster
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