If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
We had to coat check the pizza.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
You don't make any sense
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