At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
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your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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