also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
The adults are the big ones right?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Randomize
