he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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