i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
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