i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
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I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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