can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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