when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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