she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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