Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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