just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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