There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
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Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
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He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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