I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
it was like eating out sand paper
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Randomize
