I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
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dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
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The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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