Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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