Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
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Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
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There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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