All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
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You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
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Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
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