I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
