the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
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Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
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They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
tell me about the eggs
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