the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
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He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Sorry my hands just texted you
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Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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