Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
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Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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