what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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