The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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